“They could have spent that time doing 42 good things!”
“Or 42 different evil things!”
“So what I just heard there was that he was thoroughly defeated by geekdom.”
“You are playing Sherlock’s backup band.”
“You know, I’d punch you but I know you’d enjoy it.”
“So you’re saying children spontaneously divide when you step on them?”
“I like the idea of letting the fish-man into the party, because it sounds like that’s going to end well.”
“Druids use stone all the time! What do you think they build their henges out of?”
“Oh, look, we’re reduced to 7th grade humor here.”
“Reduced?”
“I’d say it’s an upgrade.”
“More of a sidegrade.”
“The captain wants to waterski. ROW!”
“Fuck, the XBox can read my pulse; I want my car to be able to read my bladder!”
“You think a car can get Stockholm Syndrome?”
“No one has told me my vagina was withered before. Ever.”
“Bryan, that’s probably because you don’t actually have one…”
“That’s why my ship’s sails are made of chainmail.”
“…native zero.”
“Negative zero?”
“You took a little French shop girl and threw a furry Spaniard at her that bit her! What did you expect to have happen?”
“Romance?”