“That looks like a really weird vagina.”
“I want to argue with you, Collins, but I can’t.”
“It’s heavy, it’s extremely compact, and because it has magnets, it won’t fly open because you throw it at somebody. This is a ranged weapon.”
“How many is that? 5?”
“Yes. I’ve died as many times as the entire rest of the table.”
“Does he have any money?”
“Dagon?”
“Does Dagon have any money?”
“Do you have a name?”
“Mm-hmm.”
“Even better!”
“I don’t love sea monsters. A sea monster broke my heart once. I’ll never love again.”
“If he mistakes a slap across the face with my head penis with true love, I can’t do anything about it…”
“See? Learn something new; forget something useful. ‘Mammets’ has ruined us all.”
“Can I take the glasses off first? I just bought them two weeks ago.”
“Yes, I have a soft spot for glasses. Not for faces.”
“And now that I’ve told you we don’t stick to our contracts, would you like to work for us?”
“How ARE you letting us survive this adventure path?”
“This group uses Spiderman 3 as a crutch! Every time something goes wrong, it always comes back to the dude in the particle accelerator!”
“That’s somewhere in the 24 range. In fact, that’s exactly 24.”
“I follow Yevheny.”
“You don’t even know who I am.”
“No, I don’t, but you seem to be the smartest man in the room.”
“What am I going to do with a sword? It’s too big to pick your teeth with and too awkward to shave your genitals with.”
“This is going to be really awkward in about 9 hours when I fail the Use Magic Device roll.”
“Ehm… should we be opening up this hole, or should I put these chains back?”
“Saucy took 1 point in it, so my dead ass is not a problem.”
“Unfortunately, we have now proved that that is one of the knowledges that kills you.”
“One of the seven deadly knowledges?”
“It’s not in the code that we can’t have friends. We’ve just never bothered.”
“Guilt. That’s a cute word.”
“I think productive vomiting should merit a hero point.”
“I’m gonna drop, stop, and roll. That’s not the order it usually goes in, but…”
“I clean no one’s ass. Not even my own.”
“You could choose not to be a manta ray.”
“But then I would drown.”
“I offered you water breathing and you refused!”
“What is Sam doing?”
“Laughing like an idiot.”
“I feel like I’m getting a preview of the manta ray song.”
“You’re part shark, part dog. In no part of that are there thumbs!”
“From back here, it’s like a black penis with handlebars.”
“It’s not anything like that.”
“Wait. You’re gonna inconvenience everyone because it looks silly.”
“I’m gonna throw axes at the manta ray and plead forgiveness from the spider-bat.”
“Damage reduction applies to falling, right?”
“Yes. This is not a +1 floor.”
“Just jump anyway. It’ll be more spectacular.”
“Ooo! Can we be heroic gelatinous cubes?”
“I’m sorry, did you say 108?”
“I feel inadequate somehow.”
“Four?”
“I had 3d6; I rolled a 2 and two 1s. Come at me!”
“Statistically, it’s either a 6, an 11, or a 13.”
“Statistically, this die can suck it.”
“At least I don’t waste a lot of time at the table being effective.”
“We have to respect the fishman; we don’t have to respect you if you’re a manta ray.”
“You could make the kraken your first mate!”
“Well, the good thing about the world ending is that there really isn’t anybody left to blame you.”
“I would like to take Barracuda alive, if at all possible. So then he can be not alive… after a while.”
“Why don’t we invite them to a party and then ambush them?”
“Because nobody would fall for that a third time.”
“None of us are wearing the armor right now, right?”
“Uh…”
“Right, but he’s a manta ray so nobody will know.”