“I didn’t know there were 8 of them.”
“There weren’t. There were 11 or 12 of them.”
“Oh lord, he’s matching.”
“More importantly, he’s not clashing.”
“The great thing about hygenic things is that it’s really easy to make them unhygenic.”
“Wait… the *great* thing?”
“Rododendrons of death!”
“Give us some credit!”
“We didn’t ever earn it.”
“Throwing a rock concert so we can ambush the musician with man-eating plants is entirely new.”
“Didn’t we see footprints before Kevin saw undead in the paragraph?”
“It’s still afloat…”
“No, we can’t necessarily say that. It’s pivoting on a rock. We won’t know until the tide comes in…”
“All the useful characters are dead.”
“Or never created in the first place.”
“Makes that Boss Skaggs digression look pretty good, doesn’t it?”
“I’m only slightly mind-controlled by a piece of furniture, so that’s ok.”
“I order you not to fail any will saves from here forward. I’m sure that will hold weight with the dice.”
“No, no, according to this, a leaf dropped on the trail, he became panicked, and ran back to where he started.”
“All within sight of shore.”
“Sometimes he thinks he’s a manta ray with arms and a moustache.”
“Sometimes he IS a manta ray with arms and a moustache.”
“I’m not convinced about the moustache.”
“Oh, if only you had someone that could cast Restoration.”
“If only he wasn’t at home with no voice…”
“You have more stats than me…”
“Uh… no, I have 6.”
“You could have looted me too! I’m pretty sure I’ve given the party more treasure than Kevin has.”
“Have a potion of remove disease.”
“Hooray! A potion of remove disease! What does it do?”
“Removes disease.”
“He took vegetable damage?”
“Vegetable damage?”
“That’s not what he said?”
“Everyone knows Boss Skaggs hates scallops, so that’s not a bad plan.”
“Scallops are those things that you don’t know what they are that’s in every admiral’s platter ever.”
“And scallions are those awesome things that you sprinkle on everything.”
“Have you verbally berated your hand?”
“What do you mean, my cement shoes are weighing me down? These are master-crafted cement shoes.”
“Do you have nicknames for all the villains?”
“No, that’s Bryan.”
“He’s the Peter Gabriel of villain naming…”
“I don’t believe in religion.”
“It doesn’t believe in you.”
“But he Skypes in, so I can’t slap him.”
“I’m afraid wooden heads are attached to wooden bodies.”
“I have an axe.”
“Surely they are not well-manicured treants.”
“Weren’t you there for the treant fight?”
“Not with this character…”
“I… I think I made a demon.”
“Well, you summoned something, which is pretty awesome.”
“Sometimes you have to do inappropriate things to summon things. Sometimes more inappropriate than others…”
“Are you also an elder? Because your head is much smaller.”
“He looks kind of like us… only not.”
“Apparently you had to hug a big wooden head to get someone to come out and tell you to go away.”
“I promise not to set your heads on fire, because we want to cook a chicken.”
“I promise not to kill you immediately.”
“These are for meat-sacks! I would not deign to dull my axes on wood when they’re for meat-sacks! I might dull it on a pig…”
“If the Inevitable could simply slice this section of the island off and move it away, he would.”
“Inevitable, meet the inexorable.”
“We’re 30 feet up a cliff. Danger can only come at us from three sides…”
“Because they were dead. Twice. It’s like a twice-baked potato. Twice-dead fish-man.”
“There are a lot of things that are unnecessary. Take this coat… this coat is completely unnecessary.”
“I want to role-play as an Inevitable now… so every time I do anything, I can say, ‘that was inevitable.'”
“Since I will never see you after today, since I promised we would leave, today is your birthday.”
“I will play a birthday tune.”
“An unnecessarily birthday tune.”
“You are the second-biggest brown noser in this book, and you’re not even IN the book!”
“We have only presentational respect for Admiral Swift. If he’s present, we respect him.”
“He’s asleep.”
“Exactly.”
“Yes, we could split the party, but that’s not my call.”
“Yeah, that’s usually Bryan, isn’t it?”
“Captain, it’s dawn and there’s an island.”
“Thank you for waking me up two hours before you were supposed to, and turn the ship, you screw.”
“How difficult is it to fall onto your own axe?”
“You know what? It’s not really a party without birthday strippers. Can we get some?”
“You know, technically the fish-man is wearing nothing but a hat…”
“Kacey, if there was a way to capture all of that on Twitter, I would have… but it’s not.”
“Sorry, I got distracted by myself?”
“Well, he broke my left finger… well, I have five left fingers, and they’re on THIS hand…”
“Because I know if I ever come back here, you will send me from this earth. So when I’m ready to leave this world, I’ll remember you.”
“Every time you poop, you poop in the Fever Sea.”
“Mmmm… probably related.”
“Ooo, we just found the Steve Miller Band?”
“No, but it might be Toto.”
“You owe me a squeezebox, you bastards.”
“What’s a fake lean-to? A lean-to is just a piece of wood leaned up against something!”
“You note that they all have similar characteristics to Charlie before the Heal potion.”
“So they’re bards!”
“I can’t even think of a word now; I’ve used all my words tonight.”