“Free chloroform with every purchase of 3 smelling salts!”
“Oh, I was going to persuade it to donate its head.”
“Are they smarter than the average alligator?”
“They’re dumber than you.”
“They’re dumber than Feng!”
“I’m full. Do you know how many potions I’ve had?”
“It’s a potion of Comprehend Acid?”
“There’s not many voices I do well, so Sean Connery, Antonio Banderas, and Shaggy will be making an appearance…”
“Why are you so bloodthirsty all of a sudden?”
“Here, drink this. It’s definitely acid.”
“The good kind of acid or the bad kind of acid?”
“Well, we’re going to find out.”
“Did you make that with fangberries? Oh, wait, you wouldn’t have!”
(We’ve been trying to find fangberries for 6 sessions…)
“I’m canned breakfast.”
“Spam!”
“I was thinking of canned biscuits…”
“…Can we fight more flammable things?”
“I thought it was that wyrm’s turn. I thought we killed this wyrm.”
“You cannot play dead when neck makes breaking sounds.”
“Maybe they were fake breaking sounds?”
“Every other adventuring party in the world would be excited about this. You guys?”
“Don’t put that anywhere near your fangberries!”
“This is the tastiest scale mail I’ve ever licked!”
“Yes, look in the index of your core rulebook for ‘oh sweet jesus they’re all over me.'”
“I don’t want the swamps! I will burn your capital down in a heartbeat!”
“It also comes with a convenient place to keep the owlbear!”
“And it has a whore tunnel!”
“Buy 2 festivals, get one festival free!”