“Because yeah, that sound is annoying, but my dick is choking.”
“The sound is annoying, but I’m much more concerned that my dick has turned blue!”
“He needs to drop his ballast tank.”
“What is his ballast tank?”
“About 20 pounds of marbles and caltrops.”
“The octopus will ink, creating a 10-foot radius area of total concealment.”
“Okay, I suggest we walk away from it.”
“The last thing Fister tries to do is loop the chain around his neck so he can choke the bitch…”
“Oh my god! Woman who I haven’t given a name to yet because I didn’t think it was important! Nooooo!”
“Remus? Romulus? What was the name of your character again?”
“Um… Romano?”
“For half a sec, I thought you said ‘loosery script.’ ‘You write like you fucking suck!'”