“If I add them all together, I might get 8…”
“It spits you out in Des Moines, Idaho.”
“Idaho?”
“You lost one, though.”
“Yeah, but in a frontal assault…”
“I have four dice for firearms.”
“It’s not the dice we’re worried about.”
“I know!”
“WHAT did you call him?”
“Big fudge.”
“I thought you said ‘dick fudge.'”
“So we find out whether I say, ‘I was trying to save your ultimate granddaughter,’ or whether I say, ‘I was trying to kill that bitch…'”
“I’m paying attention for once, and it’s gonna get me killed.”
“I can take a considerable amount of punishment from one of them… once…”
“Archie, I’m not going to let anything happen to you… in exchange for $200k in US currency…”
“Can wraiths fart?”
“It smells like moldy butthole.”
“My werewolf ghost friend of mine says that Bigfoot doesn’t exist.”
“My imaginary doctor friend says your werewolf friend doesn’t exist.”
“Since John left, I’m from the farthest in the future.”
“What were we talking about?”
“Uh, candy, peanut butter, and indie vs. D&D game systems.”
“I missed a lot of side conversations…”
“Doc, you should know my hallucinations are crazier than I am.”
“And smarter than you.”
“And smarter than me.”
“That’s the problem with Castigate. If you use it too much, you permanently become Southern.”
“It’s like the moldy butthole started leaking week-old corpses.”
“I’m not crying. My eyes are watering.”
“I am.”
“I want you and Darryl to know that I bear neither of you any ill will for what you’re about to do to me.”
“To be fair, it was, ‘blam, initiative, oops.'”
“Isn’t he one of the two people who can help us stop this?”
“To be fair, he’s also one of the two people who have shot someone in the back.”
“There was a certain amount of not explaining what the fuck you were doing first.”
“You guys never listen to me anyway…”
“Wait, you’re a Ursurer too? You’ve been letting me do all the healing all this time…?!”
“You were doing such a good job.”
“Yes. We are here to remember giant Thomas Jefferson.”
“There are and boats as well as o(a)r boats.”
“They have the weirdest discussions over there. ‘So that boat over there belongs to that guy that’s gonna die.’ ‘So about record players…'”
“You’re the one my therapist finds most interesting.”
“So not only did she join, she got a promotion?”
“You’re going to have to explain, and you might have to use small words.”
“Okay, the Acropolis has a cafeteria and it’s serving tapioca.”
“And I’m probably the only one that can see it.”
“She had a gun.”
“She had a FAN.”
“You do come from a long line of explosion enthusiasts…”
“You people have ruined it.”
“That’s what we do. We ruin EVERYTHING.”
“Welcome to Wraith. It’s not the happy fun game; it’s the ‘how badly did we fuck up?’ game”
“I’m gonna be Shamus’s puppy. Probably in a very real sense.”