“We went from eight cultists to seven and two half cultists.”
“Always buy your cultists in bulk.”
“Fortunately, I can die happy now, because that seems to be in the offing.”
“Does that cultist look average? No, he looks bigger than average.”
“Do they look quicker than average? Not quicker than Eldridge; that’s easy to do.”
“Ma’am, you’re showing a little bit… Please duck back into the bush.”
“I did not give the boat a very high Yelp review.”
“Yeah, but it’s better than the demon swamp.”
“Would not recommend: demon flute player.”
“Damn, I was looking for somebody for my wedding, too.”
“…That Dale was unable to stomach. He turns and starts to flee.”
“I do NOT like Jethro Tull.”
“You guys might be the group that we’re going to start calling ‘the survivors…'”
“Wait a sec, did you just say, ‘tentacles go places?'”
“Don’t you wish you could take it back?”
“Let me rephrase. Is it easy to shoot the frog without hitting… uh… replacement-Darryl-character?”
“If this is my action or her action… I will beat the camera out of her hands before it goes off.”
“Once you get on the boat, the boat never leaves you.”
“Your shovel thirsts for blood.”
“It was surprised by you dodging into its tentacle, so it didn’t get the grab it wanted.”
“No. Nononononono. No tongue monster.”
“Oh, yes. Tongue monster.”
“If he has two rods, I’m out.”
“Yeah, sanity check.”
“Jealousy check.”
“Then the one that’s made an attack against me will have to deal with his life choices.”
“If you can ask him to wait a few rounds, I can come intimidate him.”
“I already saved him from the horrible frog-monster. But not the smell.”
“Well, now that he’s surrendered – now you can shoot him.”
“Is Kevin paying you off for each Luck you persuade us to spend?”
“Thoroughly fucked every plan you had. Because that’s what this group does.”
“Not only do we botch our plans – we botch every plan in the vicinity.”
“So can we unlock [the sacrifices]?”
“Like an achievement?”
“‘Is it some alien flute?’ ‘No, it’s just jazz.'”
“Am I the only one that took damage? Yes? Okay, self-medicating.”