Call of Cthulhu, 8/3

“That’s a tree, not a monster.”
“That one is a spider climbing over a house…”

“She had her tied to the police?”

“I don’t know, but I wasn’t surprised that Alice tied Minh to the police. There was probably a bedpost involved.”

“I mean, how many warehouses could they be in… where are we?”
“Shanghai. In the warehouse district.”

“Hard success.”
“Standard success.”
“I believe we’re in Shanghai.”

“Well, none of them are wearing tails, but I figure that’s because they don’t respect their profession.”

“So what you’re saying is that this place is highly flammible.” *pause* “I’ve been following along on Twitter!”

“My problem is with you talking about things being flammible.”
“You burn down one village…”

“We believe one of your boxes may have a Chinese woman in it.”

“So, what are we actually saying? Because I don’t think we should use any of my ideas.”

“Can we Charm through a translator?”
“I don’t know; we have a very charming translator.”

“Flowery is not the correct word.”
“I conveyed the important points. Come on.”
“You deflowered it. By which I mean, you took advantage of it.”

“Anybody in the group that has Psychology can psychology that I just pooted a little bit.”

“The size of your truck depends on how many cultists you have to drive around.”

“So… I’m thinking about doing something stupid.”

“Look, this is not a game for miniatures.”

“Where would be the nearest piece of cover?”
“The truck.”
“No, the Frenchman.”

“He drops to the ground with a belly wound.”
“We now call him Donut.”

“It is a small caliber pistol, so the whole muzzle is probably up his nostril right now.”

“But I felt it inappropriate to fire before the officers. Then that’s ‘murder.'”

“If Jun is heading out there…”
“There’s a live firefight.”
“I’m not following him.”

“You shot cultist #2, who was his long-time friend. They went to cult school together.”

“He’s going to dodge, because nobody likes to die.”

“You begin the three year process of turning the gun on this man who’s standing there with his hands open.”
“Oh, he needs a shotgun to his head.”

“I’m liking my file cabinet right about now.”
“File cabinet’s a good idea.”

“She was warned that it might be dangerous.”
“And that’s why she brought policemen with her.”
“And we haven’t gotten them killed yet.”

“You’re not going to say the loud expletive? You’re just going to say ‘loud expletive’?”

“Does it look unnatural?”
“Fairly.”
“Shotgun to the face.”

“And I’m really glad this is a tall file cabinet, because I am now on top of it.”

“But Guy get some [Cthulu Mythos].”
“Welcome to the club!”

“Please, read my business card. ‘Does this smell like chloroform to you…?'”

“You’re not bleeding to death, you’re conscious… well, you would be if not for the chloroform.”

“Okay, here’s the important question: is that [door] on the side of the sea?”

“It’s funny, because at the other end of the ladder, you can see my ass.”

“He’s been working out.”
“You’ve known me for seventeen hours!”

“I’m going to take the jar, just because we’re going to burn this place down and I don’t want the wax seal melting.”

“Did we burn down a building with people in it? I forget.”
“Yes. Yes I did.”