“Are you talking about Jason and Bryan?”
“Yes.”
“I wasn’t even part of the conversation, and I knew where we were.”
“You know, of all the things I’ve been blamed for, that’s one of the least bad.”
“Why do we have to see Bruce Wayne’s parents die twice in the movie?”
“I might argue that your problem is Luchador: the Role-Playing Game.”
“That’s right; I can partially understand him. And… I failed.”
“You know, I want to see how she turns out with her two gay dads.”
“Who are cousins.”
“Actually, your character spent a lot of time on this junk. Spot, please.”
“I did a lot of eye averting when I was on this junk.”
“Did you put more spells in your head?”
“He works for an import-export company that would be interested in bat men.”
“I don’t think that’s been invented yet.”
“A batman is a military butler.”
“I asked a question, and all I got was a steaming pile of bullshit.”
“Yeah, we’re not talking about the bat train; I’m talking about the tongue trail.”
“And I believe tonguing Kenya was next.”
“Um. Two things: I know that Alice has liquor, so I go and get liquor.”
“I spend the rest of the night pacing, both because I’m not going back to sleep, fuck a bunch of that, and because I’m concerned that someone is bleeding.”
“Does she look herself?”
“No. She’s wearing… tweed?”
“I didn’t say the drink was terrible; I mean the experience of getting the drink was horrible.”
“I find the most uncomfortable place to lean.”
“Shut up. Everyone shut up. Every time I wake up and people talk to me, it’s bad.”
“The good news is, you’re going to get to keep the leg.”
“Ow.”
“The bad news is, it’s hamburger.”
“Ow. Do you have any more of that chloroform.”
“I’m really glad I realized what you said, because if you were looking for Minh’s clothing, I would have had to stop you.”
“The Cthulhu Yacht Club: the jackets made out of human skin.”
“That’s not so much a witness as a second victim.”
“It’s very hard to bribe someone through a translator.”
“You should try intimidating someone some time, especially when they just say, ‘He’s going to say mean stuff to you.'”
“I’d like to speak to the monkeys.”
“…I cannot have heard that right.”
“Her rendition could have been more wooden if she was reading it.”
“So not only was the witness not a witness, but the witness to the witness was not a witness.”
“I have a hatchet, and I’m not afraid to tear my clothes, because I have a seamstress kit.”
“That was running, not chasing.”
“It’s the same. Chasing is just running in the other direction.”
“My only concern is that Alice might be in it.”
“You guys are shooting at it! How concerned can you be?!”
“Are you translating this? I said bang-bang-bang.”
“There might be a little screaming.”
“No, no, he’s persuading. Shotgun is very persuasive.”