“Oh, now I remember why we were in the bar. Now that my character doesn’t.”
“He’s human. Distantly related.”
“I am not Chinese.”
“I thought you were Chinese.”
“Yes. I am Chinese.”
“B.F. Bro-fister.”
“Is he related to Steve West?”
“Bat Frogs.”
“No. No bat frogs.”
“Bat Fish.”
“No. No bat fish.”
“Bitch Face. Robert Bitch Face McKinsey.”
“So I go like this all the time. People might think I’m weird, but they’re not afraid.”
“I was about to say – I’m not entirely sure who the alien is.”
“We’re having dinner. He’s going to regale us with tales of his adventures… and shit.”
“Is he?”
“Nope, you’ve got the same expression. I’m pretty sure you’re getting the same thing I am.”
“Every time we go shopping, we get attacked by assassins, so that sounds like a good idea.”
“I’m not dress shopping.”
“No, but he is. It’s the best way to draw out the assassins.”
“But it also means I’ve never gone missing in the middle of Africa.”
“That’s why I have two guns.”
“I hear there’s rain down in Africa.”
“Wait. Are you fighting in a canoe or with one?”
“He could be fighting a canoe.”
“In a canoe. Canoodling, if you will.”
“I will probably find equivalencies to ‘this is Africa and I don’t like it’ clothing.”
“I’ve never seen a mule bar.”
“The worst part is, you can’t un-see a mule bar.”
“Wow, that’s a really sexy mule.”
“Well, that truck is really sexy and I can have sex with that woman.”