Category: Dungeons and Dragons (5th Edition)

“‘I knew there was something about you I didn’t like.’ I throw my fish out the window.”…

“It’s a little-known fact that all armor in 5E has a little bit of spandex…” “I’m not…

“The horns don’t look right.”“They don’t look right – they look left.” “Really kind of needed you…

“I mean, we only lost half a student once…” “How are you at illusions?”“Bing! Elf ears.”“So not…

“I look at the corpses.”“Don’t touch them.”“Don’t taste them.” “If we just made a list of all…

“Let’s beach this mushroom cap.” “Straight towards the bird.”“Yeah.”“Caveat: I’m going to stick along the wall, because…

“And I totally would have done stuff the round before the door opened if I had realized…

“You know whoever creates the trap gets all the XP.”“‘How did you get to be so high…

“It’s one of the… mechanical bendy mattresses.”“Adjustable?”“YES.”“I was thinking not reclinable… declinable…? No…” “A rather lithe tiefling…

“You realize that if it’s the height of the empire, we’d be its downfall, right?”