Category: Dungeons and Dragons (5th Edition)
“I made ONE note!”“That’s what I needed.” “I would like to look at the records on –…
“Pedantic.”“At a school.” “That’s not the missing student we’re looking for.” “So in an effort to deflect…
“You told her where the mudskipper is, didn’t you?”“No, but I made some suggestions.” “What DID we…
“I mean, to be fair, the mudskipper is your roommate and she’s just the annoying pet.” “You…
“That’s not what I was expecting.”“I was not asking about their shoulders.” “I was expecting you were…
“The only uniform would be steel-toed boots.”“So… naked except for boots?” “Nothing says a ball-buster like wearing…
“I’m going to attempt to be intimately familiar with all her personal objects in our room.” “Someone’s…
“I hope I’ve said it enough times at the table that Kevin has planned for it, because…
“It’s just not fair. You’ve already tortured him this way.” “Yeah. Torture him in a new way,…
“I want to go back down the hill. I left half my class down there…”