Category: Dungeons and Dragons (5th Edition)
“Did you fill in the halfling-eating part? Because I feel like that’s integral to who we are.”
“But there is a tactical use when we’re not in combat with Greyshame. When he’s being snotty,…
“You know, it’s still on the table.” “You’re in a chair.”
“Bryan, we have agreed not to eat your suitor until your bloodline is secured.” “…What?”
“You went to all that effort to have a vision to decide the fate of this group,…
“If that fight had gone worse, I was prepared to swallow it. I might have burst into…
“Oh, Roscoe’s my brother? I always forget which one’s my brother and which one’s my fiance.”
“Can I borrow this?” “Yep. It’s not mine, but you can borrow it.”
“We’re getting a very similar thing at work.” “You’re getting a boat?”
“The cocktail napkin notes? They’re unforgettable. No idea what they said, but they’re unforgettable.”