Category: Pathfinder

“He was supposed to wrangle strippers.  …I almost said strangle trippers…”

“We’re gonna miss him… and his skills… and his combat prowess…” “Well, I’ve got his skills covered…

“We could have used your Lesser Restoration: Eidolon… oh, wait, no we couldn’t.”

“Which one do you like best?” “Respect.” “Why do you hang out with us?”

“It’s not that I’m saying I’m dumb; it’s that I’m surrounded by a lot more smarter people…

“I didn’t know there were 8 of them.” “There weren’t.  There were 11 or 12 of them.”

“There’s a finite amount of excitement to go around?”

“I think I just walked into something.” “I think you just sat on a grenade.  Does your…

“I can’t believe you laughed at that.” “I laughed because it was the worst German accent EVER.”

“I thought he was, like, Yammy’s grandfather.  In his 70s.” “That would explain the trollishness.”