Category: Pathfinder
December 13, 2012
“It’s stripper pizza.” “Don’t care, had pizza.”
December 7, 2012
“We are all keepers of the sacred flame of bullshit.”
November 30, 2012
“…And flying a flag on fire is a sign of distress.”
“And if the flag is on fire, it’s a sign that they’re REALLY in distress.”
November 16, 2012
“Bryan, is your office private…? And how salty are your nuts?”
“…I need an adult.”
November 8, 2012
“This afternoon, I will try to embed my accent back in my mustache.”
November 1, 2012
“Leave him there. Fuck him.”
“Mm-kay…”
“Not actually fuck him!”
October 26, 2012
“Who said you’re going to be killing someone?”
“I won’t be. I don’t have a weapon.”
October 25, 2012
“It’s D&D on Hard Mode.”
August 19, 2012
“76. I like that number. Just not when it’s directed at me.”
“I didn’t hit you with a 76. I hit you with a 90.”
August 4, 2012
“It puts the halfling in the bag.”