Category: Pathfinder

“Whaaaat? I don’t even know what a whispering fart tower is.”

“Can we just… duct tape the vorpal sword to the end of Kevin’s lance?”

“Have you met my girlfriend? No, you haven’t.”
“I’m not sure she exists.”
“She really does exist! She really does exist in Canada.”

“Daredevil has an increasing problem with the modern world. ‘Oh, I can read ink… oh… wait… what is this? Is this an iPad? Screw you.'”

“Are you quite all right now?”
“Well, my arms hurt…”
“Yes, you were gnawing on them. You might want to drink a potion.”

“Not in this group.”
“What are you afraid that we’d do, that you don’t want to play Emma Frost?”

Pre-game:
“That wouldn’t have flown in 1977.”
“It’s a good thing I play in 2012.”
“Well, you don’t…”
“Touche.”

“I’m not sure halflings are allowed to sleep with gnomes.”
“Well, they’re not allowed to sleep with THIS gnome.”

“But in the grand scheme of things, a super duck really isn’t that much of a threat!”

“Actually, at our current rate of expansion, the continent will be an island…”