Category: Spirit of the Century
July 29, 2010
“We’re in Siberia? Why are we in Siberia?”
“Because you slept with my wife!”
“I’m not sure that has anything to do with it…”
July 22, 2010
“Then you can take romantic oatmeal baths together.”
June 24, 2010
“Screw you, underwater tea party. We’re playing lava cards.”
June 17, 2010
“The world’s not ready for a fat Mormon with a key-taur.”
June 3, 2010
“Dude, you didn’t break your helmet – I farted in it!”
May 13, 2010
“They need a better name than spider-rabbits.”
“How about ‘Tom’?”
April 29, 2010
“Dude, he just called you a Disney princess.”
“… I’m a Disney princess…”
April 22, 2010
“I haven’t seen a good PowerPoint about our game in a while.”
“I haven’t ever seen a good PowerPoint about our game…”
April 15, 2010
“So my plan is, kill the hostages.”
April 8, 2010
“The best football movie of all times… is a baseball movie.”