“This is why the magic is draining away. It’s all this bullshit in the dungeon.” “What’s this?…
“I missed the kidney by that much. They’re alive-ish.”“They’re on their way to the Necromancy class.” “Crochetmail?”…
“You’d like to think this. And I could will one into existence – I am the GM.”…
“I’m just shooting for ‘not noticed by the librarian.’”“Your bar’s a lot lower than it used to…
“‘What is the name of the book?’ ‘Which book?’ ‘The one with all the sprinkles!’”
“I made ONE note!”“That’s what I needed.” “I would like to look at the records on –…
“Pedantic.”“At a school.” “That’s not the missing student we’re looking for.” “So in an effort to deflect…
“You told her where the mudskipper is, didn’t you?”“No, but I made some suggestions.” “What DID we…
“I mean, to be fair, the mudskipper is your roommate and she’s just the annoying pet.” “You…
“That’s not what I was expecting.”“I was not asking about their shoulders.” “I was expecting you were…