Thieves’ Guild, 4/15

“This is exactly how you thought this was going to go, wasn’t it.” “I kind of imagine…

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Thieves’ Guild, 4/8

“Oh, I’m about to do something stupid and hilarious.”“…I’m glad it’s hilarious?” “I don’t know if the…

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Thieves’ Guild, 4/1

“You’re gonna hear my heartbeat under the floorboards for the rest of your life.” “We just didn’t…

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Thieves’ Guild, 3/25

“And we activated it. And by we, I mean – ““‘We.’ Yes.” “No dice.”“No, a lotta dice…

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Thieves’ Guild, 3/11

“Now that you’ve said it, I like the idea that infecting him will Emil-iorate the situation.” “You’re…

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Thieves’ Guild, 2/18

“I thought my note said ‘there’s a mysterious jackal-twat’…” “Don’t worry, we’re going to get farther into…

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Thieves’ Guild, 2/4

“…Was it a familiar-looking were-jackal?” “Tastes like jackal.”“Tastes different from the outside.” “Don’t lick the dude’s hair….

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Thieves’ Guild, 1/21

“As me why the codpiece. Because if he tracks us down, I’ll be able to kick him…

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Thieves’ Guild, 1/14

“It’s a weird way to say half-elf – a human elf.” “I didn’t expect this character to…

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Thieves’ Guild, 1/7

“Yes, because you had your own personal mission to go kill some werewolves, and now we have…

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