Tag: Best Intentions
Best Intentions of the Ill-Equipped, a Modern AGE campaign based on the world of the novel “John Dies at the End”
“You know, I would give him Vulnerability: Backhoe. I would allow that.”
“I would allow ‘music,’ but with the stipulation that the air quotes are implied.”
“I have a blueprint.”“I wouldn’t have even required a blueprint!”
“So you have six days until the apocalypse. Well, ok, you have six days to stop the…
“I just keep writing down random assemblages of letters, and I don’t remember who they were…”
“The Monster has not driven itself yet – urp.”“Not while you were in it!”“Okay, I cannot prove…
“I actually went and got a pair of noise-canceling headphones and took them apart to see how…
“I’m just blasting ‘where is everyone?’ on the psychic link, and then I’m shutting it down.”
“Oh! Is tonight neighborhood arson night?”“What you fail to understand is that every night is neighborhood arson…
“No arson, no arrests, all my crimes happened in other centuries…”