Tag: Bronze Age Legends
“He doesn’t pull it out of thin air. He pulls it out of his stomach. Or something…
“Oh, no. I’ve been smuggling experience between my butt cheeks this whole time.” “It’s a learning things…
“It’s showing you its underbelly.”“Soft… squishy… pulsating…”“Cloaca.” “More than that, you’re beginning to remember some… things. But…
“I have always had an attachment to – ““Weirdly fleshy?” “I just would like to point out…
“That is infinitely better than mine! I have a zero!” “Wait. Are you saying we’re in a…
“And no, we don’t need to worry about a fire – we have a steaming tarp.” “That’s…
“Somebody loses their initiative.”“What, my 13?” “Paracord golem!” “This isn’t a hentai!” “But that’s your thing! Armor…
“If you have one or more people sticking their weiner in the toaster…”“You’re never gonna have toast…
“If you do not reach the ground within 1 minute, there is an issue.”“…Yeah.” “Next time we…
“They have an immense gravity. Like they are many, many times larger than they are.”“They’re almost as…