Tag: Guild of Thieves

“And we activated it. And by we, I mean – ““‘We.’ Yes.” “No dice.”“No, a lotta dice…

“Now that you’ve said it, I like the idea that infecting him will Emil-iorate the situation.” “You’re…

“I thought my note said ‘there’s a mysterious jackal-twat’…” “Don’t worry, we’re going to get farther into…

“…Was it a familiar-looking were-jackal?” “Tastes like jackal.”“Tastes different from the outside.” “Don’t lick the dude’s hair….

“As me why the codpiece. Because if he tracks us down, I’ll be able to kick him…

“It’s a weird way to say half-elf – a human elf.” “I didn’t expect this character to…

“Yes, because you had your own personal mission to go kill some werewolves, and now we have…

“I don’t know how you’d play a selkie without being a bard.”“Yeah, but all your songs would…

“Who at this table has a con bonus?”“A negative bonus is still a bonus.” “You guys fucking…

“Ambrose.”“That was Ambrose.”“I know.”“Oh, that’s an attack…”