Tag: Kingmaker: Speerspitze
Kingmaker: A Pathfinder Adventure Path
“Can we just… duct tape the vorpal sword to the end of Kevin’s lance?”
“Daredevil has an increasing problem with the modern world. ‘Oh, I can read ink… oh… wait… what is this? Is this an iPad? Screw you.'”
“Not in this group.”
“What are you afraid that we’d do, that you don’t want to play Emma Frost?”
Pre-game:
“That wouldn’t have flown in 1977.”
“It’s a good thing I play in 2012.”
“Well, you don’t…”
“Touche.”
“But in the grand scheme of things, a super duck really isn’t that much of a threat!”
“Actually, at our current rate of expansion, the continent will be an island…”
“You, painting, where’s the king?”
“…So really, I was born in Rhode Island and three neighboring states.”
“But some people are different. Some people have seen less Schwarzenegger movies than I have.”
“What channel was it on? The internet?”