Tag: Kingmaker: Speerspitze
Kingmaker: A Pathfinder Adventure Path
“Basically, everything’s going to have this horrible burning sensation
“It’s a good thing they have eReaders… I don’t think they make D&D books in large print…”
“I think the last thing I need is a Cock Ring of Charisma…”
“Now two people in the party won’t touch that because it’s… sticky.”
“Cerebroshag? Cerebroshag?? That’s the only kind of X-Men porn that didn’t exist until just now…”
“Nobody’s reported it to ME! Have you seen the crap that I get?!”
“Yeah, you could sell a real elven woman for a lot more than 85g…”
“Darryl, 30,000 people have gone missing…”
“I’m telling you… the most dangerous thing we’ve done so far is let those gnomes go.”
“You are the mast of everything situation.”
“My horse wrote that. He has a 17 Wisdom, but only an 8 Intelligence.”