Tag: Kingmaker: Speerspitze
Kingmaker: A Pathfinder Adventure Path
September 8, 2011
“I have succeeded! I have connected my kingdom to the internet by way of pneumatic tubes!”
September 1, 2011
“Show me on the map where the bad man touched you…”
August 13, 2011
“Because that’s what you want: a grappling wizard.”
July 30, 2011
“Free chloroform with every purchase of 3 smelling salts!”
July 23, 2011
“WHY can I not have a horse I don’t fist?!”
July 16, 2011
“They’re called the Royal Baths.”
“It’s called ‘whore lives on streets, smells funny.'”
July 8, 2011
“This isn’t a dialect; it’s an insult to the ears.”
“Yeah, but we’re used to that from you.”
June 2, 2011
“…Notice that the clearing ahead is suspiciously… paved…”
June 2, 2011
“Given that its only attack is a bite attack… if it survives to attack you, all it can do is gum you.”
June 2, 2011
“Do we have a war crimes party sheet? ‘Cause we’re going to need one…”