Tag: Stone Age Legends
A 5th Edition Dungeons & Dragons campaign
“I hope I’ve said it enough times at the table that Kevin has planned for it, because…
“It’s just not fair. You’ve already tortured him this way.” “Yeah. Torture him in a new way,…
“I want to go back down the hill. I left half my class down there…”
“Did you fill in the halfling-eating part? Because I feel like that’s integral to who we are.”
“But there is a tactical use when we’re not in combat with Greyshame. When he’s being snotty,…
“You know, it’s still on the table.” “You’re in a chair.”
“Bryan, we have agreed not to eat your suitor until your bloodline is secured.” “…What?”
“You went to all that effort to have a vision to decide the fate of this group,…
“If that fight had gone worse, I was prepared to swallow it. I might have burst into…
“Oh, Roscoe’s my brother? I always forget which one’s my brother and which one’s my fiance.”