EmeraldSilver Blogs

“Ah yes… smells like boredom.”

“We’re going to ask them damnedfool questions.”

“See? Well bad. WELL. BAD.”

“We’re gonna go see if this smells like chloroform to him.”
“Probably not; he’s had all that coffee and beer…”
“That’s why he’s getting a human-sized dose of chloroform.”

“I didn’t say nutrition; I said medical attention.”

“When it was just naps, I was going to pick him up, but if he’s peeing… Nope.”

“Is there a way to rapidly discharge a device?”
“Non-explosively?”

“I haven’t even had a chance to get my robe darned yet…”

“So no, you don’t need three hole pants. That’s a totally different thing.”

“This is what happens when you back out on us – you end up dead in a hallway somewhere.”

“I need an umbrella made of…”
“Titanium?”
“Wrench?”

“Well, you’re not deceiving.”
“No, and I’m not. And I’m not angry… yet.”

“Any cows die of nightmares?”

“I was thinking about braining them.”
“Well, brain death is…”
“Not to death!”

“This is – not – Stop climbing.”

“I’m conductive!”
“I’m reactive!”
“I chase idiot wizards around with a stick!”

“If it looks like it’s going to go poorly, I might call someone.”
“Looks like I’ll live. Better call someone.”

“There was a trade caravan that was supposed to be arriving…”
“With our other character?”

“All right, let’s fuck this up. Because I have realistic expectations.”

“To be fair, I never cared if I could read my notes.”

“That is not how I present myself to a tree.”

“Wait, are we adopting zombie children now? Don’t say yes… don’t say yes…”

“So do we know how – I’m not hugging a corpse. I’m just putting that out there right now.”

“I’d like to point out that I’m the one that was just talking about people who should be in comas talking to me.”
“I wasn’t going to judge.”

“That’s why I don’t take notes.”
“That’s why I take inadequate notes.”