EmeraldSilver Blogs

“The electrical thing is bad, don’t get me wrong…”
“And you would know.”

“Well, finally, we finished the journey to morgue drawer.”

“What did you say?”
“What did you hear? Because I think that might be more fun.”
“Something about edible glitter preventing people from having babies they didn’t expect?”

“Well, he’d be like eating a donut hole, and you’d be like eating a donut, if you’re looking for scale.”

“For one, the light is kind of painful, kind of like when you go to a morning movie and then walk outside.”

“I hope that’s your willpower and not my willpower…”

“This is going to do nothing for your hearing.”
“What?!”

“We’re almost there. I bet if you hold your breath, we’ll be there in no time. I know I’ve been saying that for the last 20 miles, but I really mean it this time.”

“If I’m going into the arms of Odin, bringing the berserker with me isn’t a bad idea.”
“I’m grumpy with an attitude problem.”
“I feel like we just said the same word – only mine was shorter.”

“Look, he’s eligible to be healed again.”

“Let’s see… get rid of that thanks to him being an adequate driver…”

“See? See? You just can’t trust these damned machines!”

“Neasa, how much do you weigh?”
“Enough.”

“Could somebody pass me the skill portion of ‘how not to suck at this game’?”

“Well, I’m definitely not flirting with that walking turret.”
“Yeah, you are. Flirting with disaster.”

“You determine that if he didn’t have a head, he’d fit through the door just fine.”
“I’m not that dumb.”

“We try to be good, but… we’re just neutral.”

“Other than the pantry investigation, I guess we’re done.”
“There’s a hell of a lot more to do than investigation. There’s consumption and pillaging.”

“It’s based on the technology of a rack, but it’s much more aggressive.”

“Ah yes… smells like boredom.”