EmeraldSilver Blogs

“Was that you?”
“Even if I called it, it still wasn’t me. That’s Thor, my friend.”
“Was that Thor?”
“Probably.”
“Was that your Thor?”

“Okay, out of respect for the 20 years or so I’ve been gaming with you guys, I have been refraining from making burger jokes for WEEKS.”

“And everything’s all sticky.”
“Yeah, because someone keeps webbing everything.”
“I can grease it! It’ll make it better!”

“What do you guys have for bonds?”
“Well, I have these fuzzy handcuffs.”

“Well, party’s dead.”
“It took longer than we expected.”
“I’m trying!”
“We know.”

“I mean, where’s the colorful vomiting? Where’s the bleeding from the face?”
“The DMG.”

“I made note of your advice last time, Kevin – ‘Do more good than harm.’ I’m curious how I’m going to derange it over the next few weeks.”

“That would be ‘hey, asshole.'”
“That’s very rude.”
“Have you met us?”

“I don’t even have the grease spell, but I still walk around with a pork rind and some butter. Doesn’t everybody?”

“Well, I make shoes. What do you make?”
“Mistakes.”