EmeraldSilver Blogs

“I mean, where’s the colorful vomiting? Where’s the bleeding from the face?”
“The DMG.”

“I made note of your advice last time, Kevin – ‘Do more good than harm.’ I’m curious how I’m going to derange it over the next few weeks.”

“That would be ‘hey, asshole.'”
“That’s very rude.”
“Have you met us?”

“I don’t even have the grease spell, but I still walk around with a pork rind and some butter. Doesn’t everybody?”

“Well, I make shoes. What do you make?”
“Mistakes.”

“The electrical thing is bad, don’t get me wrong…”
“And you would know.”

“Well, finally, we finished the journey to morgue drawer.”

“What did you say?”
“What did you hear? Because I think that might be more fun.”
“Something about edible glitter preventing people from having babies they didn’t expect?”

“Well, he’d be like eating a donut hole, and you’d be like eating a donut, if you’re looking for scale.”

“For one, the light is kind of painful, kind of like when you go to a morning movie and then walk outside.”