EmeraldSilver Blogs

“His attendance is rather like the question of Schrodinger’s cat.”

“You can’t fix stupid.”
“Thanos could have.”

“Let’s all get drunk and wake up as halflings in a primitive valley.”
“I don’t think it works that way.”

“Hey, Tezcatlipoca! I haven’t seen you widdle on anything since you saw Cortez and decided you wanted him!”

“Are you… planning to take some other human woman to experimental German theater?”

“Did you drown in mashed potatoes?”
“Whoa. That is uncalled-for.”

“For reference, it’s always my birthday and I’ve always got a new job.”

“No, my limitation is ‘too embarrassed to use.'”

“It’s the only thing I can take from you. You don’t have any dignity.”

“Twice the doors, half the danger!”
“Sure.”