Blades in the Dark, 6/26
“I mean, there’s nothing to say you can’t still pretend to be smugglers.”
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Blades in the Dark, 6/19
“I already came up with one name! Now I have to come up with an alias?”
“Sharp trousers? ‘Ahhh, my pants sliced me again!'”
“I do other things at the Centurion Club.”
“Other things? Is that what it says?”
“Well, no…”
“I only printed a godawful stack of paper.”
“Quieter. My dynamite blows up slightly less loud.”
“Now, do you live in your lair or somewhere else?”
“It sounds like Darryl is living wherever he’s sleeping.”
“The predominant gang in the docks is, unsurprisingly, the Dockers.”
“Do they wear khakis?”
“I could sink a gondola and then repair it.”
“Give me 3/4 of a gondola and a day, and I can repair it.”
“Could pick a fight with the Red Scarves – I mean Sashes.”
“They go around another part of the body.”
“I know!”
“How did we convince them we’re professional?”
“This is really our first job – I just convinced them we were doing good in another part of town.”
“I think we didn’t want to be murder hobos, for once.”
“Well, it’s our cart now. Was it our cart yesterday? Nooo. Is it our cart today? Yes…”
5E D&D, 6/12
“I’d like to point out that it wouldn’t take nearly that much effort to dispatch me, if you had to.”
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5E D&D, 6/5
“Eh, I added him under friends.”
“Not under enemies?”
“Frenemies?”
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5E D&D, 5/29
“-4 Intelligence.”
“I wasn’t using it for anything anyway.”
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5E D&D, 5/22
“I decided to tie my boat to his dinghy.”
“Don’t make weapons at the beach.”
“How is your tribe as far as relations go?”
“We have them.”
“How do you deal with the dead?”
“We don’t have relations with them.”
“That’s what they all say; we know that’s not true.”
“Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me six times, shame on me.”
“Maybe he’ll invent the alphabet.”
“There will be three letters: A, G, and Lion.”
Marvel Superheroes, 5/15
“His attendance is rather like the question of Schrodinger’s cat.”
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Marvel Superheroes, 5/8
“You can’t fix stupid.”
“Thanos could have.”
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Marvel Superheroes, 5/1
“Let’s all get drunk and wake up as halflings in a primitive valley.”
“I don’t think it works that way.”
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Marvel Superheroes, 4/24
“Hey, Tezcatlipoca! I haven’t seen you widdle on anything since you saw Cortez and decided you wanted him!”
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