EmeraldSilver Blogs

“Twice the doors, half the danger!”
“Sure.”

“The best part is, it makes interrogating people we’ve accidentally killed much easier!”

“You’re going the Bryan route?”
“I’m going the Kacey route: high performance, low ability.”

“You basically had to have the mental powers of a stage magician to mind-control us.”

“Obnoxious, not voluptuous.”

“Was that you?”
“Even if I called it, it still wasn’t me. That’s Thor, my friend.”
“Was that Thor?”
“Probably.”
“Was that your Thor?”

“Okay, out of respect for the 20 years or so I’ve been gaming with you guys, I have been refraining from making burger jokes for WEEKS.”

“And everything’s all sticky.”
“Yeah, because someone keeps webbing everything.”
“I can grease it! It’ll make it better!”

“What do you guys have for bonds?”
“Well, I have these fuzzy handcuffs.”

“Well, party’s dead.”
“It took longer than we expected.”
“I’m trying!”
“We know.”