EmeraldSilver Blogs

“Did you fill in the halfling-eating part? Because I feel like that’s integral to who we are.”

“But there is a tactical use when we’re not in combat with Greyshame. When he’s being snotty, we can just send him away for a minute…”

“You know, it’s still on the table.”
“You’re in a chair.”

“Bryan, we have agreed not to eat your suitor until your bloodline is secured.”
“…What?”

“You went to all that effort to have a vision to decide the fate of this group, and you didn’t even write it down?”

“If that fight had gone worse, I was prepared to swallow it. I might have burst into flames, but that would have made a great distraction.”

“Oh, Roscoe’s my brother? I always forget which one’s my brother and which one’s my fiance.”

“Can I borrow this?”
“Yep. It’s not mine, but you can borrow it.”

“We’re getting a very similar thing at work.”
“You’re getting a boat?”

“The cocktail napkin notes? They’re unforgettable. No idea what they said, but they’re unforgettable.”