5E D&D, 9/4
“Bryan, we have agreed not to eat your suitor until your bloodline is secured.” “…What?”
“Bryan, we have agreed not to eat your suitor until your bloodline is secured.” “…What?”
“The cocktail napkin notes? They’re unforgettable. No idea what they said, but they’re unforgettable.”
“I’d like to point out that it wouldn’t take nearly that much effort to dispatch me, if you had to.”