“I mean, we only lost half a student once…” “How are you at illusions?”“Bing! Elf ears.”“So not much better than me…” “Ok, I’ve got five minutes to ‘as long as it takes’…” “I love the arboretum. That’s where I got this.”“Didn’t you also spend part of your time in the arboretum hiding under a table […]
“I missed the kidney by that much. They’re alive-ish.”“They’re on their way to the Necromancy class.” “Crochetmail?” “I’m going to do what I do best, which is not do the thinking myself.” “You’ve had intimate sessions more painful than this.”“Morgan?”“He’s taken all the classes! It was an elective!” “The pain returns, but the paralysis subsides.”“…I […]
“Bryan, we have agreed not to eat your suitor until your bloodline is secured.” “…What?”
“The cocktail napkin notes? They’re unforgettable. No idea what they said, but they’re unforgettable.”
“I’d like to point out that it wouldn’t take nearly that much effort to dispatch me, if you had to.”
“It’s the only thing I can take from you. You don’t have any dignity.”
“Twice the doors, half the danger!” “Sure.”
“The best part is, it makes interrogating people we’ve accidentally killed much easier!”
“You’re going the Bryan route?” “I’m going the Kacey route: high performance, low ability.”
“You basically had to have the mental powers of a stage magician to mind-control us.”