5E Ravenloft, 1/9
“Obnoxious, not voluptuous.”
Category: Dungeons and Dragons (5th Edition)
5E Ravenloft, 1/2
“Was that you?” “Even if I called it, it still wasn’t me. That’s Thor, my friend.” “Was that Thor?” “Probably.” “Was that your Thor?”
5E Ravenloft, 11/21
“And everything’s all sticky.” “Yeah, because someone keeps webbing everything.” “I can grease it! It’ll make it better!”
5E Ravenloft, 11/14
“What do you guys have for bonds?” “Well, I have these fuzzy handcuffs.”
5E Ravenloft, 11/7
“Well, party’s dead.” “It took longer than we expected.” “I’m trying!” “We know.”
5E Ravenloft, 10/24
“I mean, where’s the colorful vomiting? Where’s the bleeding from the face?” “The DMG.”
5E Ravenloft, 10/17
“I made note of your advice last time, Kevin – ‘Do more good than harm.’ I’m curious how I’m going to derange it over the next few weeks.”
5E Ravenloft, 10/10
“That would be ‘hey, asshole.’” “That’s very rude.” “Have you met us?”
5E Ravenloft, 10/3
“I don’t even have the grease spell, but I still walk around with a pork rind and some butter. Doesn’t everybody?”
5E Ravenloft, 9/26
“Well, I make shoes. What do you make?” “Mistakes.”