“You, boy, carry this bag for me – it’s too heavy!”“What’s in that bag? A ladder?”“No, that’s the other bag.” “The pangolin looks at you like, ‘You want me to take care of this, boss? They both have kneecaps.’” “You don’t want to be part of the cuddle interrogation?” “Being completely honest, it’s probably pretty […]
“There has to be a portmanteau there – banana pandemic…” “Bathe me and bring me to me.” “Oh, you weren’t supposed to run things. You were just supposed to tell people I’d be back soon in a threatening manner.” “Was it a +1 street?” “I regenerate my gumption every night. So I have it in […]
“We didn’t hide it the first time! It went walkabout, and we had to bury an effigy because that’s all we had.” “See, purple and green go together. Who knew?”“Yeah.”“So you knew?” “How do you know it’s not the same pocket?”“We spent hours reaching around in – never mind.”“I was wearing mine as a jock […]