5E D&D, 8/14
“If that fight had gone worse, I was prepared to swallow it. I might have burst into flames, but that would have made a great distraction.”
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5E D&D, 8/7
“Oh, Roscoe’s my brother? I always forget which one’s my brother and which one’s my fiance.”
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5E D&D, 7/24
“Can I borrow this?”
“Yep. It’s not mine, but you can borrow it.”
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5E D&D, 7/10
“We’re getting a very similar thing at work.”
“You’re getting a boat?”
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5E D&D, 7/3
“The cocktail napkin notes? They’re unforgettable. No idea what they said, but they’re unforgettable.”
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Blades in the Dark, 6/26
“I mean, there’s nothing to say you can’t still pretend to be smugglers.”
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Blades in the Dark, 6/19
“I already came up with one name! Now I have to come up with an alias?”
“Sharp trousers? ‘Ahhh, my pants sliced me again!'”
“I do other things at the Centurion Club.”
“Other things? Is that what it says?”
“Well, no…”
“I only printed a godawful stack of paper.”
“Quieter. My dynamite blows up slightly less loud.”
“Now, do you live in your lair or somewhere else?”
“It sounds like Darryl is living wherever he’s sleeping.”
“The predominant gang in the docks is, unsurprisingly, the Dockers.”
“Do they wear khakis?”
“I could sink a gondola and then repair it.”
“Give me 3/4 of a gondola and a day, and I can repair it.”
“Could pick a fight with the Red Scarves – I mean Sashes.”
“They go around another part of the body.”
“I know!”
“How did we convince them we’re professional?”
“This is really our first job – I just convinced them we were doing good in another part of town.”
“I think we didn’t want to be murder hobos, for once.”
“Well, it’s our cart now. Was it our cart yesterday? Nooo. Is it our cart today? Yes…”
5E D&D, 6/12
“I’d like to point out that it wouldn’t take nearly that much effort to dispatch me, if you had to.”
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5E D&D, 6/5
“Eh, I added him under friends.”
“Not under enemies?”
“Frenemies?”
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5E D&D, 5/29
“-4 Intelligence.”
“I wasn’t using it for anything anyway.”
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