EmeraldSilver Blogs

“You’re a funeral crasher?”
“Sort of. They probably needed a hug.”

“Uh oh, Pete looks like he had an idea.”
“No, I just can’t get this thing to stand up!”

“This time, we did it right.”
“This time, we’re facing arson charges.”

“Aren’t there games where rolling low is better?”
“Yes, but they suck and they shouldn’t play it.”

“I feel like this is what your character would be doing anyway.”
“This is true.”

“There was enough cheap beer that you don’t really remember last night, but you don’t remember having a bad time…”

“So are we lucky if you found the Inquisition or unlucky?”

“I hope I’ve said it enough times at the table that Kevin has planned for it, because tonight I’m going to swallow it.”

“It’s just not fair. You’ve already tortured him this way.”
“Yeah. Torture him in a new way, Kacey!”

“I mean, we didn’t even get a minute in, and we went to butt aliens.”

“I get the whole flying thing. Does yours report accurate information, or random useless information?”

“Luagh leaves.”
“sigh Jealous.”

“Ferret… velociraptor… they’re not that different.”

“I have Bacon of Hope.”

“I suggest that the first three words of your 25 be ‘hey, mother fucker.'”
“I was going to suggest ‘hey dick smuggler.'”

“It was a big misunderstanding.”
“Oh! You mean like when I ate – “
“Yeeeeeesss.”
“Awk-waaaard.”

“‘Bag of dicks’ too passe for our prehistoric selves right now?”

“There could be sleeper agents, and I don’t even know what sleeper agents are!”

“I want to go back down the hill. I left half my class down there…”