EmeraldSilver Blogs

“The Monster has not driven itself yet – urp.”
“Not while you were in it!”
“Okay, I cannot prove that the Monster was operating under its own locomotion.”

“I actually went and got a pair of noise-canceling headphones and took them apart to see how they work. I still don’t know, but I made them bigger.”

“I’m just blasting ‘where is everyone?’ on the psychic link, and then I’m shutting it down.”

“Oh! Is tonight neighborhood arson night?”
“What you fail to understand is that every night is neighborhood arson night; we just keep doing really bad at celebrating it.”

“No arson, no arrests, all my crimes happened in other centuries…”

“I’m gonna call it three people agreed to the plan.”
“Noah didn’t agree. Noah just said he could fly the plane, not that he would.”

“God damn it! That shit’s in my graveyard!”

“Oh, right! I need dice. So I can roll them when I need to stall for time.”

“I licked a fish and I liked it?”

“Why are we going fishing at the Texas Motor Speedway?”
“That’s where the fastest fish are!”