Star Wars, 9/23
“Your real friend isn’t here.”
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Star Wars, 9/16
“I wouldn’t be 30 grand in debt if I was a Sith, is what I’m hearing.”
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Star Wars, 9/9
“The pipes don’t just come off!”
“They can.”
“So the thing I’ve learned about Transport Repair and Capitol Ship Repair is that they can also be used for transport disrepair and capitol ship disrepair.”
“Oh, no! I have Droid Repair. I could totally Droid Repair some eyebrows on there.”
“After a few minutes, the file is compressed.”
“Can you do that with my porn collection?”
“Damn it, we’re never answering an SOS again.”
“Except we didn’t answer that one.”
“Well, we’re still never answering an SOS.”
“That would never happen.”
“Because we never fly drunk.”
“Not anymore.”
“Also, I’m pretty sure you go to jail after killing somebody, no matter what weapons you use.”
“That’s how you let someone know you’re going to kill them: hold on, I have to open this tiny ribbon…”
“That is not what I expected.”
“I am sorry, sir, but that’s all the stimulants I had in the kitchen.”
“The rule is ‘never fly faster than you can stop.’ Let’s see if this guy knows that rule.”
“Good morning – “
“It’s not necessarily morning.”
“I’m in my own time zone.”
“You picked up the cheapest crap in the room. It might be 15 credits worth to a collector.”
“Well, it just got a whole lot more rare.”
Star Wars, 9/2
“You’re the one that took the job.”
“To be fair, I thought Tatooine was closer to the core.”
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Modern AGE, 8/19
“You know, I would give him Vulnerability: Backhoe. I would allow that.”
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Modern AGE, 8/12
“I would allow ‘music,’ but with the stipulation that the air quotes are implied.”
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Modern AGE, 8/5
“I have a blueprint.”
“I wouldn’t have even required a blueprint!”
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Modern AGE, 7/29
“So you have six days until the apocalypse. Well, ok, you have six days to stop the apocalypse – you probably don’t want it to happen.”
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Modern AGE, 7/15
“I just keep writing down random assemblages of letters, and I don’t remember who they were…”
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Modern AGE, 6/17
“The Monster has not driven itself yet – urp.”
“Not while you were in it!”
“Okay, I cannot prove that the Monster was operating under its own locomotion.”
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