EmeraldSilver Blogs

“I would allow ‘music,’ but with the stipulation that the air quotes are implied.”

“I have a blueprint.”
“I wouldn’t have even required a blueprint!”

“So you have six days until the apocalypse. Well, ok, you have six days to stop the apocalypse – you probably don’t want it to happen.”

“I just keep writing down random assemblages of letters, and I don’t remember who they were…”

“The Monster has not driven itself yet – urp.”
“Not while you were in it!”
“Okay, I cannot prove that the Monster was operating under its own locomotion.”

“I actually went and got a pair of noise-canceling headphones and took them apart to see how they work. I still don’t know, but I made them bigger.”

“I’m just blasting ‘where is everyone?’ on the psychic link, and then I’m shutting it down.”

“Oh! Is tonight neighborhood arson night?”
“What you fail to understand is that every night is neighborhood arson night; we just keep doing really bad at celebrating it.”

“No arson, no arrests, all my crimes happened in other centuries…”

“I’m gonna call it three people agreed to the plan.”
“Noah didn’t agree. Noah just said he could fly the plane, not that he would.”