Star Wars, 11/11
“Did the new expansion come with a higher score?”
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Star Wars, 11/4
“Anything Anakin can do, I can do better.”
“Well, I don’t know about that – I haven’t heard you whine yet.”
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Star Wars, 10/28
“Oh, right. This is the second junk station.”
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Star Wars, 10/21
“So obviously, they knew Galen had put a flaw in it. So they decided to just build it and see what the rebels would do. Boom Okay, so we need to cover that…”
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Star Wars, 10/14
“You know you’re dice snobs when you’re like ‘yeah, that company hasn’t put anything good out in a decade.'”
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Star Wars, 9/23
“Your real friend isn’t here.”
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Star Wars, 9/16
“I wouldn’t be 30 grand in debt if I was a Sith, is what I’m hearing.”
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Star Wars, 9/9
“The pipes don’t just come off!”
“They can.”
“So the thing I’ve learned about Transport Repair and Capitol Ship Repair is that they can also be used for transport disrepair and capitol ship disrepair.”
“Oh, no! I have Droid Repair. I could totally Droid Repair some eyebrows on there.”
“After a few minutes, the file is compressed.”
“Can you do that with my porn collection?”
“Damn it, we’re never answering an SOS again.”
“Except we didn’t answer that one.”
“Well, we’re still never answering an SOS.”
“That would never happen.”
“Because we never fly drunk.”
“Not anymore.”
“Also, I’m pretty sure you go to jail after killing somebody, no matter what weapons you use.”
“That’s how you let someone know you’re going to kill them: hold on, I have to open this tiny ribbon…”
“That is not what I expected.”
“I am sorry, sir, but that’s all the stimulants I had in the kitchen.”
“The rule is ‘never fly faster than you can stop.’ Let’s see if this guy knows that rule.”
“Good morning – “
“It’s not necessarily morning.”
“I’m in my own time zone.”
“You picked up the cheapest crap in the room. It might be 15 credits worth to a collector.”
“Well, it just got a whole lot more rare.”
Star Wars, 9/2
“You’re the one that took the job.”
“To be fair, I thought Tatooine was closer to the core.”
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Modern AGE, 8/19
“You know, I would give him Vulnerability: Backhoe. I would allow that.”
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