Star Wars, 7/14
“After drinking for 72 hours, you’re damn right you have to go.”
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Star Wars, 6/30
“Man, that makes this plan significant more challenging.”
“What, a neat character sheet?”
“No, reading the rules.”
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Star Wars, 6/9
“They see you coming when you use a door.”
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Star Wars, 5/19
“You feel like the ship is side-eying you. As much as a ship-droid can…”
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Star Wars, 5/12
“Because we’ve probably got really good bounties on us.”
“Tell him about the profit margin!”
“If we land on an Imperial world, that will be the least of your problems. We have a lot of exciting problems if we land on Imperial worlds…”
“Biological restraining bolts…”
“I call that a rolled-up newspaper.”
“If you use it on a beast, it increases your beast-riding. If you use it on a person – “
unison “It increases your person-riding?”
“So really, I spent the next few months either screaming, meditating, or fixing something.”
“We stopped using ranks on the ship after the air quotes started.”
“…I can see that.”
“Yeah, you know, I still have some difficulty with that number 66 thing…”
“You know what else is in the cargo hold? A whole car full of rebels! We should probably let them out.”
“Nur.”
“Noor.”
“Nur.”
“Noor.”
“Nanu, nanu.”
“I worked for a bed.”
“No, you worked for a bed and alcohol.”
“Only because I kept swiping it.”
“Look, you didn’t ask how to get on the ship without immediately getting captured.”
“It’s paying back to the community!”
“Until you break out of Imperial prison and murder a bunch of people.”
Star Wars, 5/5
“I still don’t know what to do about the bot collective.”
“We’re going to negotiate.”
“Okay.”
“Wait, when I said we should negotiate, you said no.”
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Star Wars, 4/21
“Or maybe it just espionages the way we espionage?”
“Spectacularly and effectively?”
“Loudly and aggressively.”
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Star Wars, 4/14
“Cheryl? What Force power is Cheryl?”
“The dark side.”
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Star Wars, 4/7
“Are we at the running part yet? Because I think we need to be at the running part.”
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Star Wars, 3/31
“Receptive telepathy… Transmissive telepathy… Transgressive telepathy…”
“Surrealist telepathy…”
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