“I still don’t know what to do about the bot collective.”
“We’re going to negotiate.”
“Okay.”
“Wait, when I said we should negotiate, you said no.”
“I thought it was a nice callback to what we just got done doing.”
“Callback… admission of guilt… You know.”
“That’s not suspicious at all! Why would you pile up stormtroopers like that?”
“Kindling.”
“Between the two of us, we can fix and/or repair anything on this ship.”
“What were our crimes as the Kaylee Pilgrim?”
“Breaking into a prison complex and stealing a prisoner. Also blowing the shit out of a hanger in the prison complex.”
“Okay, so about the same level of crime as the Fast and Accurate.”
“Ehhh….”
“As a mechanic, that’s how I’m supposed to phrase that: we’re good to go.”
“Fair.”
“I mean, if it’s within my ability to repair…”
“We started assuming that, so why should we stop now?”
“I apologize in advance for all the terrible decisions we’re about to make.”
“You could put your comm in, you know.”
“What’s the point? All I’d be doing is listening to you all do things in no way like how I would do them.”
“Your problem is that you don’t look like Leia.”
“This is a ship conversation, mister! Just keep doing her hair!”
“Hey Sissy, how much of a pain would it be to get your new droid friends to set off some alarms?”
“I am a droid. I don’t feel pain.”
“Okay… How annoying would it be?”
“Again…”
“Right. How feasible would it be?”
“I would say the five of us are at least as good as one Solo.”
“What we should have done is take it apart in little pieces and carry it across the station…”
“We are not going to portage our starship!”
“And we have the alarms on standby, to make this even more of a Benny Hill episode.”
“You fire and run.”
“This is how I stealth – Benny Hill style.”
“I have droid repair, if you’d like something like that, but it’s going to be uncomfortable for everyone involved.”
“The stormtroopers are confused this round and take no action.”
“Wait until they actually figure out what’s happening…”
“This plan is flawless.”
“Except for the flaws.”
“Thwarting big V by punting your coworkers around… Sounds like a good plan.”
“I tell the others on the ship, ‘You know, we don’t have a lot of bunks, but there’s a car in the hold and you can all strap in – it seats eight.'”
“Awesome. You guys picked the great plan.”
“There were a lot of great plans on the board.”
“I feel like Sissy has gotten more pedantic since she joined the Collective.”
“He can accept the phone call.”
“Who are you contacting?”
“Vader.”
“Cocky bastard.”
“I’m trying to be insolent while dominated, and I’m not very good at being insolent. Unless it’s you.”
“It’s been a while since you lemminged a character.”
“The plan is going well.”
“It’s going about as well as it usually does.”
“That bad?”
“Lucas says there’s not underwear in space.”
“Probably not even the first time she’s been naked on an open deck in Cloud City.”
“Wait, why did you only start calling me Master when you went to the Dark Side?”
“I will always give someone a second chance. Or even a tenth chance. Seventh chance is a bit iffy…”
“I’m very glad you were like ‘Jerba and everyone we need to go rescue will go this way, these two idiots will go this other way…'”