EmeraldSilver Blogs

“I still don’t know what to do about the bot collective.”
“We’re going to negotiate.”
“Okay.”
“Wait, when I said we should negotiate, you said no.”

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“Or maybe it just espionages the way we espionage?”
“Spectacularly and effectively?”
“Loudly and aggressively.”

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“Cheryl? What Force power is Cheryl?”
“The dark side.”

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“Are we at the running part yet? Because I think we need to be at the running part.”

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“Receptive telepathy… Transmissive telepathy… Transgressive telepathy…”
“Surrealist telepathy…”

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“The Star Wars music got weird by episode 23.”
“I don’t even know what this IS.”

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“No one was listening.”
“Yeah, I know, no one was listening. That’s why I can make up anything I want.”

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“If I have double advantage, I’m swinging from the chandelier. It won’t hurt… it just also won’t help.”

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“He’s your friend – you explain him.”

“When I said I was willing to be involved in the blood sacrifices, this is not what I meant.”

“I don’t usually fondle peoples’ dongles unless they ask.”

“If there’s a cenobite in here, I’m throwing it off the ship.”
“…Cenobite.”
“Instead of…? Cinnabun?”
“Yeah.”
“If there’s a Cinnabun in here, I’m not throwing it off the ship.”

“Force makes you dumb.”

“It uses an element he refers to as ‘fool’s Khyber.'”
“That sounds more like us.”

“Oh, they’re not Force ghosts. They’re ghost-ghosts.”

“Of course, we’ve seriously scope-creeped from breaking into the Imperial database from some anonymous console on Coruscant to sneaking into the Imperial Palace and wandering around in the hopes that something interesting happens.”

“We’re buying burner ships now?”

“Look… the burner ship still has to leave the planet. That’s a requirement.”
“It’s not that hard to smuggle yourself off Coruscant.”
“It makes me uncomfortable when she says stuff like that.”

“I mean, we can get some pretty high-quality fake beards. Bring me a Wookiee.”

“Tycho, did you break the flashing lights?”
“No, I fixed it! Have Ghent walk back and forth through there a few times.”
“Is it only going to flash a light?”
“It should!”
“Is it only going to flash a light…?”

“Look, this thing only has three settings – safe, fire, and stun. And when you want it to fire full auto, something has to go.”

“‘Wait, why did we load the ship full of clowns?’ ‘Well, we were going to come in as a circus, but we decided that was stupid.’ ‘But why did we bring the clowns?'”
“Militia.”

“Is he really rebelling, or is he angry at his parents?”

“He was staring at my… garden.”
“You mean the green, smelly spot in your room?”
“It used to be that – I’ve been tending it.”
“It’s still a green, smelly spot.”

“Can we book a tour?”
“Oh god, do you know how badly that went the last time?”
“Well, yeah. But can we book a tour?”

“This is what adventures are like, kid. If you’re not willing to crap your pants…”

“Don’t forget you have +1 to Astrogate.”
“1d. +1d. Although it’s probably just +1.”

“I wouldn’t use the word ‘attack.’ We boarded hostilely, but we didn’t attack until they attacked us. They didn’t even stop to ask us what was going on.”

“I pointed a gun at a guy and he ran away.”
“It was a big gun.”
“Doesn’t change my statement.”

“I’m gonna go visit the non-Euclidean room.”

“We should upload her to a lifter droid.”
“No thank you.”
“But then you could evaluate things and stow them!”

“But you can’t think of a time when she was ever mentioned.”
“Because she was taking the pictures! Moms are never in the pictures.”

“‘I can see you from here,’ she repeats.”
“It’s coming from inside the house!”

“I hope you still have a brain when she’s done.”
“I don’t have one of those anyway.”
“I wasn’t gonna say anything.”

“You just contacted a piece of the living Force.”
“And it didn’t eat your brain!”
“I’m pretty sure it removed the filters…”

“Yeah, let’s go somewhere darker and quieter.”
“This room is pretty much pitch black.”
“Shit.”

“We are on fire tonight.”
“We ARE on fire tonight. If we keep rolling like this, it’s possibly going to be literal.”

“I mean, to be honest, whether we intended to or not, so far we’ve been acting as infiltration specialists.”
“We can neither confirm nor deny…”
“I think it’s Sarah’s fault.”

“I mean, we’ve tried to be infiltration specialists before, and it usually just involved smashing down a wall and screaming at people.”

“Watch out for the giant spiders, by the way! They seem to be friendly, but they’re… very large.”
“They are friendly! They’re part of the living Force.”
“They’re also very large.”

“Is there a Force power we can use to filter what comes out of his mouth?”
“The Force isn’t that strong.”

“Leaving the scene is key.”
“Hey, you do listen!”

“They’re not sentients. Chitter, chitter, wave, wave, mandible clack.”

“Why do YOU get to shoot people?”
“Perks of being a captain!”
“I thought we didn’t have ranks.”

“That, or we’re gonna get two AT-ATs and both try to stomp him in some kind of bastardized Riverdance…”