EmeraldSilver Blogs

“Again, ‘poorly thought out’ seems to describe a great many things…”

“He had several troubles with a shovel, as I recall.”
“He would have had fewer troubles with it if I could have swung harder.”

“‘I’ve gotta go file the cabinet…’ ‘What?’ ‘I’m bad at innuendos.'”

“I meant to say Olympic level, but college just kept coming out.”

“My top skill is Charm.”
“Mine is Locksmith.”
“Mine is Credit Rating.”

“Is there a table?”
“Yeah, he just said there are no empty tables.”
“…I missed that.”

“How many bodies does it take to make a mass murderer?”
“I asked the exact same question a few sessions ago, and I never got an answer!”

“I don’t know where that word went, but let’s pretend that didn’t happen.”
“Left. The word went left.”
“And your mouth went right.”

“At least now you know there is a… slightly foxed… copy of The People of the Monolith.”
“Hey, it worked as a distraction.”
“Yes, multi-thousand-dollar books will do that.”

“We haven’t tried fitting anyone in the trunk yet.”
“You haven’t.”
“Trust me, sir. They’ll fit.”