EmeraldSilver Blogs

“It’s going to be wall-to-wall Alderaani in here…”

“That’s what the back of the fortune says: carrying ham juice won’t carry out well.”

“We’re going to have a ballistic Rodian?”
“No, I’d say it’s more an ablative Rodian.”

“They should make a gender-flipped Fifty Shades of Grey.”
“Isn’t that the police blotter?”

“Will this be a pants optional Call of Cthulhu game?”

“Team handball is like upside down soccer.”

“If I add them all together, I might get 8…”

“One data point is not a pattern.”
“Oh, I’m a pattern, baby.”

Note: breaking normal format here because it’s a con game.

Game summary: Corwin has returned to his Pattern. Merlin has followed him, taking Coral, bearing the Jewel, with him… A group from Amber must attempt to retrieve the Jewel before it is too late.

Player comment: Corwin’s mind is a scary, scary place.

“I thought you LIKED Jason.”
“I do. This is my way of punking him after my death.”