EmeraldSilver Blogs

“You’re trying to smart with a dwarf.”
“I’m trying to smart with a ranger.”
“Fair point.”

“Your flashlights increase the level of visible squalor.”

“We went from eight cultists to seven and two half cultists.”

“Again, ‘poorly thought out’ seems to describe a great many things…”

“He had several troubles with a shovel, as I recall.”
“He would have had fewer troubles with it if I could have swung harder.”

“‘I’ve gotta go file the cabinet…’ ‘What?’ ‘I’m bad at innuendos.'”

“I meant to say Olympic level, but college just kept coming out.”

“My top skill is Charm.”
“Mine is Locksmith.”
“Mine is Credit Rating.”

“Is there a table?”
“Yeah, he just said there are no empty tables.”
“…I missed that.”

“How many bodies does it take to make a mass murderer?”
“I asked the exact same question a few sessions ago, and I never got an answer!”