EmeraldSilver Blogs

“That’s totally going to be a 00, isn’t it. Yeah, it is.”

“Friend… cash cow…”
“I feel like we’re using the same words…”

“Hopefully not autoerotic defenestration.”

“Heather was like, ‘I’m really only comfortable backing one dead cat at a time.'”

“I’m just gonna put this out there… if you’re working for Darryl and your credit rating is over 90, you’re doing something naughty.”

“So…”
“We’d just killed all the bad guys.”
“I think you’d just found an ambush…”

“It’s going to be wall-to-wall Alderaani in here…”

“That’s what the back of the fortune says: carrying ham juice won’t carry out well.”

“We’re going to have a ballistic Rodian?”
“No, I’d say it’s more an ablative Rodian.”

“They should make a gender-flipped Fifty Shades of Grey.”
“Isn’t that the police blotter?”