EmeraldSilver Blogs

“I was very afraid at that time; I was new and you people were awful.”

“Friends don’t let friends drive drunk on power.”

“I notice you didn’t mention pants.”
“That’s why they call it ‘commando.'”

“Think of how many horrible things politicians have said in the last five years.  How many of them could have been said by CleverBot?”

“I’m not sure I’d trust him…”
“You can stop there.”

“He was supposed to wrangle strippers.  …I almost said strangle trippers…”

“We’re gonna miss him… and his skills… and his combat prowess…”
“Well, I’ve got his skills covered now.”

“We could have used your Lesser Restoration: Eidolon… oh, wait, no we couldn’t.”

“Which one do you like best?”
“Respect.”
“Why do you hang out with us?”

“It’s not that I’m saying I’m dumb; it’s that I’m surrounded by a lot more smarter people than I used to be.”