EmeraldSilver Blogs

“I didn’t know there were 8 of them.”
“There weren’t.  There were 11 or 12 of them.”

“There’s a finite amount of excitement to go around?”

“I think I just walked into something.”
“I think you just sat on a grenade.  Does your ass hurt?”

“I can’t believe you laughed at that.”
“I laughed because it was the worst German accent EVER.”

“I thought he was, like, Yammy’s grandfather.  In his 70s.”
“That would explain the trollishness.”

“Man, I feel bad killing him when he’s not here.”

“Raise your hand if the idea of me without a shirt on does not make you want to throw up a little?”

“I’m gonna give Collins a moment or two to get up here, so I don’t have to repeat the setup again.”
“What?”
“…Kacey, would you like a hero point?”

“That looks like a really weird vagina.”
“I want to argue with you, Collins, but I can’t.”

“I already made one shitty-ass character; why would I want to create two shitty-ass characters?  At least animals come pre-made!”