EmeraldSilver Blogs

“Is that you, Kacey?”
“Chirping?”
“Yes.”

“I’ve seen those things where you eat sushi off naked Asian girls, and I’m not eating Chinese food off of Darryl.”

“He can come quietly and watch the fucking game.”
“I like how that started with ‘he can come quietly’…”

“Yeah, but if he’s the normal one, then we have to start asking why he’s gaming with us again.”
“Social experiment.”

“The one in the middle is called ‘The Whale’.”
“Whale Wheaton?”

“OMG, it’s a clam!”
“…What?”
“It’s a bi-valve!”
“I think you just came up with a joke too nerdy for most of us.”

“It’s stripper pizza.”
“Don’t care, had pizza.”

“We are all keepers of the sacred flame of bullshit.”

“…And flying a flag on fire is a sign of distress.”
“And if the flag is on fire, it’s a sign that they’re REALLY in distress.”

“Bryan, is your office private…?  And how salty are your nuts?”
“…I need an adult.”