EmeraldSilver Blogs

“I mean, where’s the colorful vomiting? Where’s the bleeding from the face?” “The DMG.”

“I made note of your advice last time, Kevin – ‘Do more good than harm.’ I’m curious how I’m going to derange it over the next few weeks.”

“That would be ‘hey, asshole.’” “That’s very rude.” “Have you met us?”

“I don’t even have the grease spell, but I still walk around with a pork rind and some butter. Doesn’t everybody?”